When The Dust Settles

I once got given soap in the shape of a slice of blueberry pie...needless to say, I never used it. Let this be a lesson to 'stupid people' we don't like soap! People who collect soap are sad and need a new hobby. Cause you know what? No one actually likes to get given soap that sits on your bathroom shelf and collects dust over the years then gets thrown in the bin. It doesn't smell nice, and it isn't useful! If you're going to collect things then collect puppies! With 10 puppies you'd never be lonely again. But with 10 bars of silly shaped soap you'd spend your lifetime in the shower trying to use them all up. And in case you haven't heard we are slowly but surely running out of water!!! *feigns shock*

Yes I can write blogs about soap and still have a credible reputation. I'm a busy nerdy person and haven't had time to observe real humans lately thus I resort to observing things around the house, like dusty bars of soap. Oh and another thing, no one uses hair gel anymore.