The Art Of Syllogistic Reasoning

Syllogisms are fun
This is a syllogism
Therefore, this is fun!

If I've learnt anything fun at uni it has to be the art of syllogistic reasoning.

All dogs have four legs
Cicero is a dog
Therefore, Cicero has four legs!

All chickens are cute
Ell is a chicken
Therefore, Ell is cute!

All dogs have four legs
The table has four legs
Therefore, the table is a dog

Monsters scream
Karen O screams
Therefore, Karen O is a monster

Crazy people write blogs
I write blogs
Therefore, I am crazy